A Royal Threesome

23 Sep 2003

"THEY were wild, says girl who spent night with Wills and Harry."
Prince William shows off some of his dancing skills
It's a headline that every paper would love to splash on its front page, but only the Express actually does this morning.

With our imaginations running wild with thoughts of a royal threesome, we read more about Prince Harry's farewell bash at trendy London club Purple at the weekend.

Student Sue Thompson, who sweet-talked her way into the party, recalled how William spent three hours dirty-dancing on a podium with a string of half-dressed girls.

"He was having a good time and flirting wildly, and a whole crowd of groupies followed him everywhere he went," she says.

"But I felt strangely sorry for him. He certainly wasn't a great dancer - his long limbs flailing to the heavy music - but I've never seen anyone put so much energy into having a good time."

Harry meanwhile had a bottle of beer constantly on the go and chainsmoked.

"He was great fun and up for a laugh," says Sue. "He relentlessly took the mickey out of my Irish accent and was quite good at doing an impression of it.

"Although I had only drunk two vodka Red Bulls, my legs suddenly felt all wobbly as the red-haired prince leant over and kissed me.

"I responded passionately as Harry's hands expertly caressed my body. My very own Prince Charming! And then I felt a second pair of hands, even more regal than the first."

"'He's behind you,' a voice whispered in my ear..."